E.Y. Washington is wonderstruck at how quickly time flies. Twelve years ago, they accepted their first offer for a regional theater production of Anything Goes. Twelve years later, they’ve returned to the piece that started it all. Their most recent credits include the Minstrel in Something Rotten and Hud in Hair. When not onstage, they craft long-form essays on Substack (nomorefaggots.substack.com) and delineate astrological charts for their clients (letsembodyheaven.com). Check out their work, written or otherwise, today. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy a jaunt on the booze cruise (a.k.a the S.S. American).